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You can lead a horse to water, but can you make him sing?

Short Songs

Here’s a list of short songs. Pretty self explanatory!

  • A Soldier I Will Be (Asshole, Asshole)
  • Assholes Are Cheap Today
  • Auntie Mary
  • Balls to Mr Bingelstein
  • Bang Bang Lulu
  • Bullshit
  • Camel Toe
  • Canal Street
  • Donnie the Retard
  • Dough The Stuff
  • Drink Drink Drink Your Beer
  • Fuck A Duck
  • Fuck Off
  • Glorious Victorious
  • God Bless My Underpants
  • Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R
  • He Oughta Be Publicly Pissed On
  • Her Left Tit
  • Heres To Brother Hasher
  • Hes The Meanest
  • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
  • Hold It In Your Mouth Mrs. Murphy
  • Hot Vagina
  • How Deep Her Throat
  • I Love My Girl
  • If I Had The Wings Of An Eagle
  • If Your Boyfriend Tastes Like Shit
  • If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit
  • Im Your Mailman
  • It’s a Small Dick
  • Leprosy
  • Little Brown Mouse
  • Love Me Tender
  • Meet The Hashers
  • More Beer
  • My Asshole Is Sore
  • My Dick Is On Your Lips
  • My DNA
  • My Name is Jack
  • Old Brown Cow
  • One Skin
  • Pissonya
  • Scrotum, Scrotum
  • She Likes it in the Kitchen
  • Shes A Harriette
  • Shes A Little Sexpot
  • Shitty Trail
  • Short Hymn
  • Skeeter On My Peter
  • Some Die From Drinking Water
  • Tech On Trail
  • Thank God He Finally Shut Up
  • Thank God She Finally Shut Up
  • The Cuckoo
  • The Frenchman Went To The Lavatory
  • The Sexual Life of a Camel
  • There Was A Little Bird
  • This Is Your Down-Down Song
  • Twenty Toes
  • What A Wank
  • When Its Incest Time In Texas
  • Where Oh Where Were You Last Week
  • Whip It Out At The Ballgame
  • Whistle Song
  • Why Are We Waiting
  • Why Was He Born So Beautiful
  • With An F U C K
  • Woodpecker Song
  • Would You Like A Finger
  • Yankee Doodle
  • Yo Ho
  • You’re Number One

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