Melody – “Jake the Peg” (though it’s been heavily bastardized)
My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I’m a necrophiliac (nah-na…)
I fuck dead women (nah-na…)
And I fill ’em full of jism (nah-na…)
I get frustrated (nah-na…)
When they’re cremated (nah-na…)
Cause try as I must (nah-na…)
You can’t fuck dust!
Each time I pass by the cemetery gate
I have to stop and masturbate
My name is Bill (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I like to fuck ’em when they’re still (nah-na…)
And I whack off in (nah-na…)
An occupied coffin (nah-na…)
I love wrinkly women (nah-na…)
Who are over sixty-five (nah-na…)
Especially (nah-na…)
If they died when twenty-five (nah-na…)
Each time I pass by the mortuary gate
I get the urge to copulate
My name is Mitch (nah-na…)
And I dig a wealthy bitch (nah-na…)
Not because she’s really rich (nah-na…)
But in a six-foot ditch (nah-na…)
Like most men I am not (nah-na…)
I don’t prefer my women hot (nah-na…)
I may be bold (nah-na…)
But I prefer my women cold (nah-na…)
Note: Most kennels do not do the bridge between verses, but I really think it adds something to the song.