Take my iPhone, my GPS
How could you be so crass?
Dip it in some Astroglide
And shove it up my ass
Text me once, call me twice
You won’t hear a sound
But if you put it on vibrate first
You’ll melt my prostate down down down down…
You can lead a horse to water, but can you make it sing?
You can lead a horse to water, but can you make it sing?