Melody – “Land of 1000 Dances”
You’re not number five
Or number four
Or number three,
Or number two
You’re number one!
Note: So many people fuck this song up and sing it as a wordless mess (much like “This is your down down song”), often skipping the first line which fucks everything up. The tune is from “The Land of 1000 Dances”, specifically in the middle of the song where they sing the “Na na na na na” part. You’re better than that, sing it right.