Days of the Week

This is a call and answer warm up.

Lyrics: Black – Religious Advisor; Red – Hounds; Blue- All

Today is Monday! Today is Monday!
And Monday is a wanking day! And Monday is a wanking day!
Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!
Dootla-doot-doot-doot-do-doot dootla-doot-doot-doot-do-doot *while spinning in a circle with their vessel over their cranium*

Today is Tuesday! *Today is Tuesday!*
And Tuesday is two finger day! *And Tuesday is two finger day!*
And Monday is a wanking day! *And Monday is a wanking day!*
Is everybody happy? *You bet your ass we are!*
Dootla-doot-doot-doot-do-doot dootla-doot-doot-doot-do-doot  (while spinning in a circle with their vessel over their cranium)

This continues on with each day adding in something new, followed by the previous days and their accompanying motions, as follows:

Monday is a wanking day  – Jerking off motions
Tuesday is two finger day/up to the wrist day/up to the elbow day/climb on in day -Fingering/up to the wrist or elbow/walking in/etc)
Wednesday is a “mmmm” day (or “her favorite day”, with harriettes often shouting “every day is Wednesday!”) – Tongue licking between index and middle finger in the universal cunnilingus motion
Thursday is a drinking day – Take a drink of your beer.  Duh.
Friday is a fucking day – Fucking motions, the more ridiculous the better
Saturday’s a hashing day – Running motion
Sunday is a day of rest – Take a knee, remove any cranium gear, and the line should be said with reverance.

Thoughts/notes:

This is the first warm up I saw on my first hash waaaay back in January of 2011.  One of the silliest ones out there because of the “doot doot doot”ing while spinning in a circle and thus is a fantastic ice breaker for virgins to show them that we are all silly bastards.

As the years have progressed, I’ve found the best way to start this is by asking a virgin/Just/someone stupid “do you know what today is?” and if they say the actual day of the week, it lets you say “NO! Today is Monday!” and proceed from there  If they say “Monday” then I do some variation of “no dumbass, it’s Saturday, are you stupid?” and then do a different warm up instead.  When I come back to it, I just yell “Today is Monday” to start it.

As with all warm ups, keep the crowd entertained!  Use tiny wanking motions (or large wanking motions if you want to be called a liar), “up to the wrist/elbow” instead of two fingers on Tuesday, etc.  Also, depending on the day of the week you hash, some kennels swap “Saturday’s a hashing day” with whatever day they hash on.