Down Down Hymnal – Page 8

Dough The Stuff

Melody – “Do Re Mi”

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Fa, a long long way from beer
So, I’ll have another beer
La, la la la la la, beer
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer
And that brings us back to
Down down down down down…

Fuck a Duck

Melody – “Do Re Mi”

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Down down down down down…