Down Down Hymnal – Page 7

The Cuckoo

The Cuckoo is a funny bird
He sits in the grass
With his wings neatly folded
And his beak up his ass

In this strange position
He only says “twit”
Cause it’s hard to say “cuckoo”
With a beak full of shit

Donnie the Retard

Melody – “Frosty the Snowman”

Donnie the retard
Had an eight pound melon head
He stood five foot three and he said to me
“Hi, my name is Donnie”

Drink Drink Drink Your Beer

Melody – “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

Drink drink drink your beer
To pay for your crime
Stop complaining about the taste
There’s no cum this time