Down Down Hymnal – Page 34

Would You Like A Finger?

Melody – “Hava Nagila”

Oh would — you like — a finger in your ear
Or would — you like — a finger in your rear

No sir, not fucking likely
Not fucking likely
Don’t fucking think so, so drink it down, down, down…

Note: the first part of this song is chanted, but the rest of the song is sung to the tune of “Hava Nagila” starting at “No sir…”

Yankee Doodle

Melody – “Yankee Doodle”

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a chicken
Stuck his finger up its butt
And called it finger lickin’

You’re Number One

Melody – “Land of 1000 Dances”

You’re not number five
Or number four
Or number three,
Or number two
You’re number one!

Note: So many people fuck this song up and sing it as a wordless mess (much like “This is your down down song”), often skipping the first line which fucks everything up. The tune is from “The Land of 1000 Dances”, specifically in the middle of the song where they sing the “Na na na na na” part. You’re better than that. Sing it right.