Down Down Hymnal – Page 31

Where, Oh Where, Were You Last Week?

Melody – “You were gone” from Hee Haw

Where, oh where, were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone
You fat lazy bastard, you weren’t even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

Down, down, drink it all down
Drink it all down, drink all of it down
You fat lazy bastards, you weren’t even here
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

Whip It Out At The Ball Game

Melody – “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”

Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it around at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and cracker jacks
I don’t care if you give it a whack
‘Cause it’s beat your meat at the ball game
If you don’t come it’s a shame
‘Cause it’s one, two, you’ve covered in goo
At the old ball game