Down Down Hymnal – Page 30

Whistle Song

Melody – “Looney Tunes Theme”

You seem to be forgetful
Remind you, maybe this will
So drink your beer, get out of here
And bring your fucking whistle

When It’s Incest Time In Texas

Melody – “The Yellow Rose of Texas”

When it’s incest time in Texas
No woman can be found
And Grandma’s in the bathroom
Her panties halfway down

No time for masturbation
No time to beat your meat
When it’s incest time in Texas
Mother-fucking can’t be beat!