Down Down Hymnal – Page 29

There Was A Little Bird

There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a peck
And puckered up his birdy asshole, asshole, asshole
He puckered up his birdy asshole

This Is Your Down-Down Song

Melody – “Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom De-Ay”

This is your Down-Down song
It isn’t very long
So drink it down down down
Down down down down down down

Twenty Toes

Melody – “Yankee Doodle”

There’s a game called 20 toes,
It’s played all over town,
The girls they play with ten toes up,
And boys with ten toes down, down…