Down Down Hymnal – Page 27

Some Die From Drinking Water

Melody – “British Grenadier”

Some die from drinking water
Some die from drinking beer
Some die from dehydration
And some from diarrhea
But of all the world’s diseases
There’s none that can compare
To the drip drip drip
Of a syphilitic prick
Of a Hash House Harrier!

When he goes forth in battle
His weapon in his hand
The girls they fall like cattle
There’s none who can withstand
But when the campaign’s over
Is then he feels so queer
From the drip, drip, drip of the syphilitic prick
Of a Hash House Harrier!

And when he does retire
To take his well-earned rest
There burns an ancient fire
To do what he does best
And yet, the truth is bitter
There’s one thing he does fear
It’s the drip, drip, drip of the syphilitic prick
Of a Hash House Harrier!

The Sexual Life of a Camel

Melody – “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”
Oh the sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx

But the Sphinx’s posterior sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the humps on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutible smile