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Shitty Trail

Melody – “Mickey Mouse Club”

S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (It really sucked!)
The motherfuckers laid a shitty trail
I’d rather sit at home and drink warm beer
Than run your shitty trail
S-H-I, T-T-Y
T-R-A-I-L

Skeeter On My Peter

Melody – “If You’re Happy and You Know It”

There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There’s a dozen on my cousin
I can hear those fuckers buzzin’
There’s a skeeter on my peter, whack it off