Down Down Hymnal – Page 21

My Dick Is On Your Lips

Melody – “Your Kiss Is On My List”
Because my dick, my dick is on your lips
Because my dick, my dick you can’t resist

Because my dick is on your lips
Won’t you give it a bloooooow

Note: Another One Eye original!

My Name is Jack

Melody – “Jake the Peg” (though it’s been heavily bastardized)

My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I’m a necrophiliac (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I fuck dead women (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
And I fill ’em full of jism (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I get frustrated (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
When they’re cremated (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
Cause try as I must (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
You can’t fuck dust!

Each time I pass by the cemetery gate
I have to stop and masturbate

My name is Bill (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I like to fuck ’em when they’re still (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
And I whack off in (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
An occupied coffin (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I love wrinkly women (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
Who are over sixty-five (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
Especially (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
If they died when twenty-five (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)

Each time I pass by the mortuary gate
I get the urge to copulate

My name is Mitch (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
And I dig a wealthy bitch (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
Not because she’s really rich (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
But in a six-foot ditch (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
Like most men I am not (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I don’t prefer my women hot (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
I may be bold (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)
But I prefer my women cold (nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah)

Note: Most kennels do not do the bridge between verses, but I really think it adds something to the song.