Down Down Hymnal – Page 2

A Soldier I Will Be (Asshole, Asshole)

Melody – “Eine kleine nachtmusik – Allegro”

Asshole, asshole
A soldier I will be
To piss, to piss
Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt
For country and you’re queer
Asshole asshole asshole asshole
Now drink your fucking beer

Assholes Are Cheap Today

Melody – “La Donna E Mobile”

Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Little ones are half a crown
standing up or lying down

Large ones are four-and-six
Cause they take bigger pricks
Assholes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday!

Note: I’ve used the lyrics as Chicago sings them, because the original are indeed pedo-tastic.