Down Down Hymnal – Page 19

Meet the Hashers

Melody – “The Flintstones”

Hashers, meet the hashers
We’re the biggest drunks in history
From the town of MEMPHIS!
We’re the leaders in debauchery

Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years
Watch us, as we down a lot of beers
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down
Down down down down down
Down down down down down down

More Beer

Melody – “Auld Lang Syne”

More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer
More beer, more beer, more beer
More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer
More beer, more beer, more beer

My Asshole Is Sore

Melody – “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”

My asshole is sore from your fucking
My asshole is sore from your dick
My asshole is sore from your stuffing
So give it a rest, you prick