Down Down Hymnal – Page 17

It’s A Small Dick

Melody – “It’s a Small World”

Well it isn’t long and it isn’t thick
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick
It gets lost in her twat but it’s all that he’s got
It’s a small dick after all

It’s a small dick after all
It’s a small dick after all
Always limp from alcohol
It’s a small, small dick!

Leprosy

Melody – “Yesterday”

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get leprosy?

Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss
Now it even hurts to take a piss
Oh why did I get syphilis?

Why her box was sick I don’t know, she wouldn’t say
Now I’ve got a dripping dick and I long for yesterday …