Down Down Hymnal – Page 15

How Deep Her Throat

Melody – “How Great Thou Art”

Oh Lord, oh God, as I look down in wonder
Considering the load I’m ’bout to spray
Then my heart jumps, my head it pounds like thunder
“Oh please don’t stop!” is what I humbly pray

Chorus
I felt her mouth from tip to balls on me
How deep her throat, how deep her throat
And then I came and she drained all of me
How deep her throat, how deep her throat

Note: This is a One Eye original!  I usually skip the first verse of this because, while it is funny (in my opinion), I’ve found that jumping right to the punchline of the chorus keeps circle moving and gets more laughs.  As they say, “faster, funnier.”

If Your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit

Melody – “If You’re Happy and You Know It”

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit
That’s her asshole not her clit
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over

If Your Boyfriend Tastes Like Shit

Melody – “If You’re Happy and You Know It”

If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he might be gay
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he might be gay
If your boyfriend tastes like shit
He pokes assholes with his dick
If your boyfriend tastes like shit, he might be gay