Down Down Hymnal – Page 14

Hold It In Your Mouth Mrs. Murphy

Melody – “Red River Valley”

Hold it in your mouth, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It’s got hair on its neck like a turkey
And it spits when you stroke it up and down, down, down, down….

Hot Vagina

Melody – “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”

Hot vagina for your breakfast
Hot vagina for your lunch (pussy!)
Hot vagina for your dinner
It’s munch, munch, munch, munch, munch

It’s so tasty and delicious
Bite-size ready to eat
So grab your chick, give her a lick
Hot vagina can’t be beat!

(Note: At this point the tune changes to “Someone’s In the Kitchen With Dinah.” Some kennels sing these as two separate songs, the way I learned it in Memphis is to sing them one after the other as one song.)

Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Someone’s in my sister I kno-o-ow
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Blowing like a dynamo
And going *motorboating sounds*