Down Down Hymnal – Page 12

He’s the Meanest

Melody – Melody – “Hallelujah” from the Messiah by Händel

He’s the meanest
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass (hey!)

Ever since he found it (hey!)
All he does is pound it (hey!)
He’s the meanest
He’s the horse’s ass

He Oughta Be Publicly Pissed On

Melody – “Looney Tunes Theme”

He oughta be publicly pissed on
He oughta be publicly shot (bang bang)
He oughta be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot

Her Left Tit

Melody – “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”

Her left tit hangs down to her belly
Her right tit hangs down to her knee
If her left tit hung down to her right tit
She’d get lots more weenie from me