Down Down Hymnal – Page 11

God Bless My Underpants

Melody – “God Bless America”

God bless my underpants
Brand that I like
Stand inside them
And ride them
Between my buns when I run or I bike
From the waistband
To the leg holes
To the fly flap
Covered in piss
God bless my underpants
They look like this

Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R

Melody – “I Am A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N”

I am a Hash
I am a Hash House
I am a Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R
There’s S-H-I-G-G-Y
In my H-E-A-R-T
I’ll drink B-E-E-R till the day I die!