Up Jumped the Monkey from the Coconut Grove

You aren’t going to believe this… but this is another call and response!  Shocking, I know.

Lyrics: Black – Religious Advisor; Red – Hounds

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
He was a cool motherfucker you could tell by his clothes
He was a cool motherfucker you could tell by his clothes

(Chorus): I said up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
I said up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
He was a cool motherfucker you could tell by his clothes
He was a cool motherfucker you could tell by his clothes

He had a five button ditty and a three piece stitch
He had a five button ditty and a three piece stitch
He was a smooth talking, smooth walking son of a bitch
He was a smooth talking, smooth walking son of a bitch
(Chorus)

Well he ran around the jungle with his dick in his hand
Well he ran around the jungle with his dick in his hand
He said “Hey motherfuckers, I’m the king of this land”
He said “Hey motherfuckers, I’m the king of this land”
(Chorus)

Well he lined a hundred women up against the wall
Well he lined a hundred women up against the wall
He said “Hold on ladies, I’m gonna fuck you all”
He said “Hold on ladies, I’m gonna fuck you all”
(Chorus)

Well he fucked ninety-eight until his balls turned blue
Well he fucked ninety-eight until his balls turned blue
Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!
Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two!
(Chorus)

Thoughts/notes:

The lyrics I use are slightly different than other places you can find online, this is just what I’ve found to work best for me.  There’s also an additional verse you can add that goes “On his tombstone, written in green “Here lies the body of a fucking machine.”  I don’t include it because I feel it is kind of “gilding the lily” after the punchline about “fucked ninety-eight,” but hey, you do you.

As for leading this one, it’s “Up jumped the monkey” not “Up hopped the monkey” or “Up lackadaisically pranced the monkey.”  Get some air!  These are “warm ups” after all.