Down Down Hymnal – Page 32

Why Are We Waiting

Melody – “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”

Why are we waiting
Could be masturbating
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long?

Why are we waiting
Could be fornicating
Oh why are we all waiting
Oh why are we all waiting
Oh why are we all waiting
So fucking long?

Why Was He Born So Beautiful

Melody – “Looney Tunes Theme”

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all?
He’s no fucking use to anyone
He’s no fucking use at all

He may be a joy to his mother
But he’s a pain in the asshole to me!