Down Down Hymnal – Page 28

Tech On Trail

Take my iPhone, my GPS
How could you be so crass?
Dip it in some Astroglide
And shove it up my ass

Text me once, call me twice
You won’t hear a sound
But if you put it on vibrate first
You’ll melt my prostate down down down down…

Thank God He Finally Shut Up

Melody – “Looney Tunes Theme”

Thank God he finally shut up
That sorry son of a bitch
So drink your beer, get out of here
You make my asshole itch

Thank God She Finally Shut Up

Melody – “Looney Tunes Theme”

Thank God she finally shut up
She’s always fucking bitchin’
So drink your beer, get out of here
And get back in the kitchen