The Sexual Life of a Camel

Melody – “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”
Oh the sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx

But the Sphinx’s posterior sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the humps on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutible smile