Down Down Hymnal – Page 25

She’s A Harriette

Melody – “Turkey In the Straw”

Oh, the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man cum
And the nipples on her tits are as big as my thumb
She’s a mean motherfucker
She’s a great cocksucker
She’s a harriette

She’s A Little Sexpot

Melody – “I’m a Little Teapot”

She’s a little sexpot
Short and squat
Here are her handles
Here is her twat
When she get’s all filled up
Hear her shout
“Bend me over
And eat me out!”

Short Hymn

Melody – “Amen” (with reverence)

Hymn, hymn
Fuck him