How Deep Her Throat

Melody – “How Great Thou Art”

Oh Lord, oh God, as I look down in wonder
Considering the load I’m ’bout to spray
Then my heart jumps, my head it pounds like thunder
“Oh please don’t stop!” is what I humbly pray

Chorus
I felt her mouth from tip to balls on me
How deep her throat, how deep her throat
And then I came and she drained all of me
How deep her throat, how deep her throat

Note: This is a One Eye original!  I usually skip the first verse of this because, while it is funny (in my opinion), I’ve found that jumping right to the punchline of the chorus keeps circle moving and gets more laughs.  As they say, “faster, funnier.”