Down Down Hymnal – Page 3

Auntie Mary

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed
To a round of applause

Don’t go out with girls anymore
Don’t go out with Mary
Don’t go out with girls anymore
Whoop! Sang the fairy

Balls to Mr. Binglestein

Melody – “Ach, Du Lieber, Augustin”

Balls to Mr Bingelstein, Mr Bingelstein, Mr. Bingelstein
Balls to Mr. Bingelstein, that dirty old man

He sits on the steeple and shits on the people
Balls to Mr. Bingelstein, that dirty old man

He keeps us all waiting while he’s masturbating
Balls to Mr. Bingelstein, that dirty old man